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100+ Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages – Funniest B-day Status SMS

Happy Birthday Greetings Messages

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  1. Congratulations on your birthday. You’ve still got your whole life ahead of you – the choice is yours whether it’s all downhill from here or the only way is up!
  2. I can see a glow beyond the horizon, far, far away, and deep in my heart I know… It’s your birthday cake. Happy Birthday!
  3. What do you get a person who has everything? The gift of nothing! Happy Birthday!!
  4. Happy Birthday! Today’s the one day that you do not have to worry about being on a balanced diet, you just have to hold 2 pieces of cake in each hand and you’ll be completely balanced.
  5. It is been said that with age comes wisdom. So you must be the wisest person that I know. Happy Birthday!
  6. It’s so nice to be healthy, young and full of energy. Do you remember?
  7. Who cares how very old we are? You’re the oldest one by far. That’s why on your special date, we all like to celebrate.
  8. Happy Birthday! Remember, just because you’re getting older, it doesn’t necessarily mean that you have to act your age.
  9. Happy Birthday! It must be quite easy for you to remember your age, since it is the same every year.
  10. We’re always being told to avoid temptation but I firmly believe that on your birthday you should give in to it because the older you get, temptation starts avoiding you! Have a great day and I hope temptation finds you this year.
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  12. Listen, I’m not going to make you feel bad about your age by making bad age-related jokes. Also, to be honest, I’m just here to eat the cake! Happy Birthday!
  13. I know I was supposed to buy you this card for something, but I can’t remember why! Oh right, your birthday! See, with age comes forgetfulness! Happy Birthday!
  14. Hooray, it’s your birthday! Today’s the day to forget all your cares, just like I forgot to get you a present.
  15. Here’s to the world’s best kept secret. Your true age. Happy Birthday!
  16. Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow is not a promise. Don’t focus on your present. Also because I forgot to get you one! Happy Birthday!
  17. Birthdays are a good thing. The more you have, the longer you live. Happy Birthday!
  18. Happy Birthday! You’re now over the hill! Hopefully next year you won’t be buried under it!
  19. When people start questioning the grey in your hair, just tell them it’s the color of wisdom! Happy Birthday!
  20. Let’s face it, we probably would have had a few drinks today anyway… but it’s your birthday so now we have an excuse to have more than a few. Shame it only comes once a year, but all the more reason to make it a good one!
  21. When you start acting your age, I’ll start to worry about you. Happy Birthday – here’s to staying young at heart!

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