Funny Birthday Wishes: Searching for humorous messages to write on a birthday card? This is the ultimate reference point for the funniest and most hilarious birthday quotes that play on age, beauty, maturity, looks, wrinkles, getting older, the false notion of wisdom and much more. Whether it is your best friend, drama queen girlfriend, selfish hubby, nagging wife, air headed boyfriend, angry boss, irritating colleague, daring dad, overly doting mom, annoying sister or dominating brother – this is your chance to get back at them. Take ideas from this post but be original while weaving the sarcasm in the greeting that you write for someone’s birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes
1) You think age is a funny thing? Wait till you look at yourself in the mirror. Happy birthday.
2) OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.
3) Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.
4) Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.
5) On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy birthday.
6) I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it is equally bad. Happy birthday.